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Im a strong Indepenant Wrath from Fma 2003 rp blog that don't need no group...
I do Rp cos it usually depends on your charater
if you want to rp just ask me or tag a starter with fearmywrath.
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eatabutt420:

fuckinglesbian:

thorsies:

having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”

I feel so uncomfortable

this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read

Posted 2 weeks ago With 354,498 notes

mu5icliz:

heirofthelonelymountain:

how to become murderer without worrying about the law in one easy step

  • become a writer

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Posted 2 weeks ago With 140,867 notes

senpai-fetish:

musclesenpai:

dansnotonphil:

blonderamen:

221bismydivision:

if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what

Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.

“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”

"Die Hard"

Die hard

Posted 2 weeks ago With 214,105 notes

twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

jaclcfrost:

how many episodes was that character in, you ask???

not as many as they deserve

not enough to satisfy me

Posted 2 weeks ago With 21,907 notes

Open rp

Wrath looked at his new metal hand, scrunching up his nose at it. The metal got burning hot when the temperature got high. Today was one of those days. He leaned back against the tree. He was hiding in the shade hoping it would cool down.

Posted 3 weeks ago With 0 notes

favabean05:

hacheload:

cronusempire:

 

grim-bark-tier:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

I would watch the fuck out of that.

Posted 3 weeks ago With 379,246 notes

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

zombieshrooms:

you can’t look me in the eye and tell me this wasn’t your first thought when you saw that kid in the third opening

C